Comments on: New Year’s Resolutions

By: Don in Rochester MN

Don in Rochester MN — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:48:52 +0000

New Year’s Resolutions? Yeah, I once made one I could keep: About twenty years ago, I resolved to never make another New Year’s Resolution. It worked wonderfully.

One afternoon I decided that my next cigarette would be the one I pinned to the cork board at my desk. Then I went home and didn’t smoke for a weekend. The next Monday, that cigarette didn’t look so good, so I didn’t smoke for a week. Then as the cigarette looked worse and worse, the time as a nonsmoker got longer and longer. That next cigarette is gone and so are my urges to smoke (except when I have had one beer too many and that’s helped curb my drinking ;^)

I guess that’s quitting “right fucking now”, isn’t it?

By: RickPS

RickPS — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:00:57 +0000

And if you did find the naughty nuns calendar, um, where can I, um, I mean my friend, get one?

By: Protium

Protium — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:19:51 +0000

“you fat, ugly, stupid, cigarette-reeking, alcoholic, pothead, gambling shithead”

Wow! 6 out of 8. You know me so well

By: Neil

Neil — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:51:42 +0000

My resolution is not to post on online forums…..oh, bugger

By: Mr. BlueBubbles

Mr. BlueBubbles — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:03:50 +0000

Totally agree witH your post As Nearly everyone Knows some lazY persOn who Usually needs some validation or excuse to do something when they should just do it. thinKing too much Always fiZZles out A great Idea which Sadly Brings upon zEro Ambition aroUnd ThIs First of janUary which then caLls for another excuse to put it off till the next week or year. if someone wants to do something then they should just do it and not need an excuse.
Great Post. Cheers ~

By: podblack

podblack — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:00:17 +0000

…so, did you get naughty nuns?